Yes, some of these may apply to other people, too. Specifically lesbians, bisexual boys, maybe even gay boys and other people in the LGBT community. But I’m a bisexual girl and I’m speaking from my personal experience so please don’t be triggered. Thanks.
• people you meet while with a boy will assume you are straight
• people you meet while with a girl will assume you are gay
• “it’s just a phase” (No, Karen, you taking up knitting and giving up after two weeks is a phase. My sexuality is not.)
• TEENAGE GIRLS because they always act so gay around each other and you literally never know if they’re being gay or just teenage girls
• especially teenage girls who have seen you with a guy before
• like, you can tell them they’re cute, and they won’t even realise
• because everyone tells everyone they’re cute… like ALL THE HOMO, I AM BEING GAY TO YOU, PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI
• “there’s no one new around you” on every dating app ever
• so you change your maximum search distance
• and then you get annoyed because all the cute girls are too far away
• girls on dating apps in general
• because some of them aren’t even gay or bi and just looking for friends
• can we just start writing I’M, LIKE, SOOOO GAY, DUDE in our bios so we know we’re not just looking for friends???
• girls who don’t wanna date you because you also like guys
• guys who don’t wanna date you because you also like girls
• people thinking you’re more likely to cheat
• not being gay enough for the LGBT community (You know, the LGBT community. B = bisexual. Thank you very much.)
• is that hot girl with a septum, an undercut and a flannel just very tumblr/hipster or gay???
• “WHAT PERCENT GAY AND WHAT PERCENT STRAIGHT ARE YOU?” ARRRRRRRRGH. STOP ASKING ME THAT.
Feel free to add more.